Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going
My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe
I wasn’t kidding…
dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper
man if only i knew how much pain liking this band would bring i would’ve stuck to jonas brothers
it stresses me out so much when an album in my itunes doesn’t have cover art
Once, when I was little, I dropped my shoe into a river. When I tried to get it back I fell in. I thought I’d drown but the water carried me to shore. It finally came back to me. The river’s name was the Kahaku river. I think that was you, and your real name is Kahaku river.
be careful making wishes in the
[aggressively slams hand on table twice]
DARK DARK
Go grease lightning, you’re burning up a quarter mile
(•_•)
— ) )z
/ \GREASE LIGHTNING
\(•_•)
) )z
/ \GO GREASE LIGHTNING
(•_•)
— ) )z
/ \
last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF FELL OFF AND DRAMATICALLY BROKE ON THE GROUND SO HE WAS LIKE OK WOW STAY THERE. AND HE CAME BACK W/ A CHURRO HE BOUGHT ME FOOD IT COUNTS AS A DATE MY FIRST DATE WAS WITH PETER PAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE
this is my favorite post
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dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper
